Effetti collaterali del caffè mattutino

I wake up in the morning
feelin' kinda bloated
there's a pressure in my belly
hell, let's not sugar coat it
I'm all backed up
and I need to take a poo
but there's no release in sight
I don't know what to do.
So I eat lotsa veggies
and fiber cereal
But nothin' will dispose
Of all my raw material
So I make myself a cup,
sixteen ounces of joe,
and just like magic,
it starts the flow

"con i miei migliori auguri di tanti caffè mattutini!"